i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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