I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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