Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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