There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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