Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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