just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
