btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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