We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm getting married
To pizza
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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