I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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