Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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