My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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