i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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