im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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