sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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