People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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