This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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