Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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