Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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