I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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