i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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