glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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