i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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