Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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