Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys