I'm jealous of your bromance
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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