I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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