real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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