So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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