I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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