I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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