I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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