he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Randomize
