in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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