ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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