she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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