Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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