Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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