So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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