just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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