I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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