Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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