I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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