I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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