I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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