....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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