the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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