Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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