please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
