You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
pop tarts are not kleenex
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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