took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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