there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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