youre lurking in front of me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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