he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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