There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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