mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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