oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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