Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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